I'm a boy named Harry
Both my parents are dead
Now I'm hangin' in the ghetto
Earnin' wizard street cred
In the common room crib
I be chillin' with the shorties
My homies and me
Are drinkin' Butterbeer 40s
Malfoy is the boy
I'd like to kick in the rump
We're at each other's throats
Just like Rosie & Trump
I fight the three-headed doggy
And I ride the big birdy Buckbeak is my freak '
Cause she makes me feel dirty
I pimped out my broomstick
With 28 speakers I once cut a house elf
Just to take his sneakers
Voldemort is my bitch
Fool, he ain't no man
I can't wait to bust a cap
Up in his Azkaban
My name is Harry P
To the O, to the T
To the T, to the E
To the R, you see
He's a magic man
He puts a hex in the city
Don't call him Harry Potter
'Cause my name is H Piddy
When Dementors are near it's like the arctic zone So I Hufflepuff the chronic till I'm Sorcerer's Stoned At the drive thru in my Invisibility cloak For the Order of the Phoenix I’ll take fries and a coke
I eat Chocolate Frogs and booger flavor beans I be grubbin on Hedwig's hot and spicy wings The Muggles all see me as a nifty gent But I can take more bullets than 50 Cent...
A evil spell can cause a bad reaction Like a day care center run by Michael Jackson I drink pollyjuice potion when I'm in the hood carousin, Doin' drive by magic on my Nimbus 2000
[Chorus] MY NAME IS HARRY P TO THE "O", TO THE" T" TO THE "T", TO THE "E" TO THE "R", You see
He's a magic man He puts the hex in the city Don't call him Harry Potter 'Cause my name is H Piddy
Water skiin' with Hagrid in the castle trough On the carpet eatin' burgers like Hasslehoff I'm a bad boy wizard, I don't tolerate phonies I showed the world my privates in that show about ponies
I be ditchin my scarf, with the robe and the tie Got this bitchin' gear from Fubu and it’s super-fly A wizard is judged by his ice and his threads, Galleon gold in my grills, extensions in my dreads
The ladies all love me cause I look so fine I'm poppin out more babies than Federline 2 parts pumpkin juice one part Mr. Pibb A dime bag of floo-powder to get back to the crib
A pinch of dragons eye and a smidge of toadstool One sip you're flying high, just like Paula Abdul
[Chorus] MY NAME IS HARRY P TO THE "O", TO THE" T" TO THE "T", TO THE "E" TO THE "R", You see
He's a magic man He puts the hex in the city Don't call him Harry Potter 'Cause my name is H Piddy
In the hood, in the hood, he's the wizard in the hood He uses magic powers for the forces of good He eradicates evil, he protects the poor I get a little, on my Dumbledore.